I designed this collection of designer Bitcoin towels for one main reason: soaking up nocoiner tears. And, you know, water too, I guess. Each one is incredibly soft, absorbent, and features one of my original prints. They're perfect for the beach, the pool, or for drying the salty tears of a fiat maxi during the next bull run. It's a stylish and practical way to show exactly which side you're on. Soak it all in.