{"title":"Towels","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003eI designed this collection of designer Bitcoin towels for one main reason: soaking up nocoiner tears. And, you know, water too, I guess. Each one is incredibly soft, absorbent, and features one of my original prints. They're perfect for the beach, the pool, or for drying the salty tears of a fiat maxi during the next bull run. It's a stylish and practical way to show exactly which side you're on. Soak it all in.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"airbtc-bitcoin-symbol-on-slate-hand-towel","title":"AirBTC Bitcoin Symbol on Slate Hand Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eTransform your bathroom aesthetic with the AirBTC Bitcoin Hand Towel! This custom hand towel showcases unique Bitcoin designs, adding a touch of character to any space. 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